Wheel of Time Humor

This page holds a collection of humorous articles both recent and classic. Most I simply snagged off the 'Net when they were posted. This list does not include every humorous article posted, but only those I thought funny enough to be worth keeping.

Satire, Parody, and other Derivatives

The Dark One's Dictionary (Joe Shaw and Bill Garrett)
Dark Prophecy Email Virus (unknown)
The FAQE (Michael Thompson)
Mark Loy's Looney Ideas (Mark Loy)
Old FAQ Funnies (ed. Bill Garrett)
PNH Killed Asmodean!! (Bill Garrett)
Randland Bumperstickers and Graffiti (Selene Kucera)
The Robert Jordan Purity Test, Version 2.0 (Mike Macchione)
The Tarmon Gaidon Bowl (Mark Loy)
Top 10 Places Moiraine Might Have Been... (Bill Garrett)
Wheel of Time Action Figures (Bill Garrett)
Wheel of Time Drinking Game (Hohn Cho)
Wheel of Time Lightbulb Jokes (ed. Joe Shaw)
Wheel of Time Pick-up Lines (Jason Greanya & John Zervos)

The Newsgroup and its Readers

Genealogy of our "Family" Newsgroup v3.9 (Erica Sadun)
Passion & Romance on rasfwrj (Mike Hoye)
Rasfwrj Meets talk.bizarre (Dave Hemming)
Rasfwrj Urban Legends (Stephen Kent Worsnop)
Top 10 Reasons to Attend Texas DF Socials (Bill Garrett)
Top 10 Ways to Prove You're a Newbie (Clarissa Springer)
The Twelve Days of Christmas, rasfwrj version (Judy Ghirardelli)
Warder Applications (Hawk Sedai, et. al.)
Wheel of Time Geek Codes (Emmet O'Brien)

WoT Filk Songs

Dragon Reborn (Bjorn Christianson)
Mad Killer Gholam (Dennis Higbee)
Modern RASFWRJian (Becky Slitt)
Money For Nothin' (Michael Thompson)
Myrddraal Friend (Charles Shelton)
The Myrddraal Recruiting Song (Bjorn Christianson)
Sympathy for Mordeth (Bill Garrett)
Taraboner Girls (Selene Kucera)

Not Necessarily the News

Avoid Hair Loss! Swear to the Shadow (Joel Hafvenstein)
Jordan Returns to Baseball! (Chad Orzel)
Jordan Signs With Harlequin! (Don Harlow)
Midwest Darkfriend Social (Mark Loy)
Personal Ads from The DO News (Bill Garrett)

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