From greanya@cps.msu.edu (Jason S Greanya) 17 Mar 1995 19:25:03 GMT

Here's something John Zervos and I thought up:

Jordan pick up lines:

 1)  Rand:  Want to see my sword that's not a sword?
 2)  Ever heard of Maiden's Kiss?
 3)  Aiel:  I have caught you stealing my heart, you now have toh to
            me.
 4)  Two Rivers:  You cannot sleep with me.
 5)  Great Game:  Nothing is happening in my bedroom, no need to got
                  there.
 6)  Great Game:  I have 5 wagons of grain.
 7)  Ishy:  I am the Dark One.
 8)  Forsaken:  Want to live after the last battle?
 9)  Rand:  I only know of two women who love me.
10)  Tam:  The Dragon Reborn is the fruit of my loins.
11)  Loial:  Who ever said I put a short handle on my axe?
12)  Mat:  I'm talented with the Old Tongue.
13)  Nynaeve:  Kiss me or I'll box your ears.
14)  Min:  I see us getting together.
15)  Siuan:  Want to swim upstream like a salmon and spawn?
16)  Anyone to a Green:  I'm a man.
17)  Galad:  Look at me.
18)  I'm friends with Bela.
19)  Whitecloak:  Walk in the Light, but with those legs it'll be
                  difficult.
20)  Domani:  (Like they need a line.)
21)  Duty is heavier than a mountain, and what a pair of mountains you
     have.
22)  Lugarder:  Ever seen a Nine Horse Hitch?
23)  You must be from Tel'aran'rhiod 'cause you look like you walked
     out of my dreams.
24)  Nynaeve:  I'm a wilder, I have more natural talent than any Aes
               Sedai since the Age of Legends.
25)  Brigitte:  Come here little boy.
26)  Moghedien:  Come into my parlor.
27)  Perrin:  I'm gonna be in book 7, really.
28)  Mat:  I don't like to blow my own Horn, but when I do, all the
           Heroes come.
29)  Trolloc (to human):  Put sword down.  Narg no hurt.  You put sword
                          down.
30)  Sammael:  I'm almost as good as Lews Therin.
31)  Rand:  I have real staying power, I am He Who Comes with the Dawn.
32)  Illuminator:  What to see some fireworks?
33)  Illuminator:  I want to light up your night.

Any additions would be welcome.