From: garrett@cs.unc.edu (Bill Garrett)


nikhil@erc.cat.syr.edu (Nikhil Shanbag) writes:
:       You know you have been reading too much Jordan when your friend tells 
: you to pick up the newest copy of the Syracuse University newspaper, the 
: Daily Orange, DO, and you wonder what the Dark One needs with his own 
: newspaper??  I mean, are there Darfriend Personals in this newspaper??  Can 
: anyone think of any good personals ads you would see for Darkfriends??

Ahem.  Excerpts from the personals section of the _DO News_:

        SWM, 55yo, iso compatible F to be
        victim of my random acts of cruelty.
        Hatred of Two Rivers people a plus.

        JUST MISSED you last night at Thakan'Dar.
        You were the woman in the dark green
        shroud; I was the portly gent who grabbed
        those little children as they tried to
        escape the line at the Forge.  Call if
        interested.

        SBA ISO strong man of 'dark' persuasion
        to be there when she needs him.  It's so
        lonely here in this Tower.

        ST WANT WOMAN.  Me big and young.  Want
        woman.  Snout or beak okay, but me not
        like too many feathers.

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