From mloy@indyvax.iupui.edu (Mark Loy)  Wed, 21 Jun 1995 15:14:18 -0600:


Well, I've got a few Looney Ideas...

1.  Everyone in the series will merge Luc/Isam style into one, central
entity...and this entity will call itself, "Bob" because it can.

2.  Lan will become Myrelle's sadomasochistic love slave and renounce his
fight against the DO to stay holed up someplace in Salidar with a can of
whipped cream, a rubber duck, a one power forged cuendillar vibrator, and
last months issue of "Warder Bondage" magazine ready to satisfy her every
whim.

3.  Rand will suddenly call it quits and open a florist shop in Tear
called, "Flowers Until I Rot"...business will be poor.

4.  Egwene will have sex in T'A'R but will not have an orgasm.

5.  Perrin will divorce Faile by splitting her skull open with an ax.

6.  While in a heated battle Mat will suddenly remember that in another
life he was a ballet dancing general with manic depressive disorder to
which Mat will say, "Huh, no shit?  I was a real dork." and continue
disembowelling a trolloc.

7.  Moiraine is not dead but when they find her all she will say is "Heh, I
*thought* I would die...that should count for something." for six
consecutive years.

8.  Rand will play, "Ha ha, I made you look." with Aviendha which will
inadvertantly cause her to cut his nose off thus fulfilling the little
known prophecy of Rand losing a nostril.

9.  Loial is actually a *really* big Hobbit.

10. Elayne will think about deciding to fulfill her obligations as queen
but will be caught in limbo because she won't have the "Whether"
ter'angreal to help her decide.  So she will kill Min and Aviendha instead.

ML