From selene@mail.utexas.edu (Selene)  Wed, 28 Jun 95 15:15:24 GMT:


'Whitecloaks Suck'
	- perhaps scrawled across some nice bridge or tower in Tar Valon

'Whitecloaks suck the Dark One's balls'
	- I thought would be a much better adaptation.

'Pedron Niall is a goat-kissing trolloc'
	- Perhaps scrawled on the gallows he likes to hang people on :)

'My child can channel' or better yet, 'My *son* can channel'
	- Could replace the ever popular 'My child is an honor student
	  at blah-di-blah school'

'My son is the Dragon Reborn'
	- Something special Tam could have made. Definitely a hard one
	  to beat.

Or, the little, yellow, caution sign:
'Channeller on board'
	- Would be a particularly good thing for the Seanchan to use on
	  their ships, so everyone would know not to mess with them.

" I (heart) Shayol-Ghul"

"How's my driving? Call 1-800-DARK-ONE"

"In case of Tarmon-Gai'dan, this wagon will be unmanned."

"Practice random acts of Compulsion and senseless
 debauchery"

"I'd Rather Be Channeling"

"Visualize World Domination"

"Balefire Happens"

"Save the Chosen"

"I brake for Bela"

 "I left my heart in the Pit of Doom"

"Have you hugged a Trolloc today?"

"An Aiel is a terrible thing to Waste."

On a small wagon (obviously of Seanchean make) in Tear: "My child is an
Accepted at Tar Valon!"

On Padan Fain's wagon: "They can have my myrdrall when they pry it's
cold, dead fingers from their throats."

On the myrdrall's: "My trolloc just ate your Accepted!"

On a very unprepossessing mule: "My other horse is Bela!"

On Lan's saddle, the slightly kinky, "Warders do it in Bondage"

On Elaida's: "Aes Sedai are power lovers"

On tDO's bumper, left side: "I (heart) my Darkhound."
                right side: "I (spade) my Darkhound."

"Sniff if you're Red Ajah"

"If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-2BITEME"

"We kick AS"