From: judy@ren.psy.jhu.edu (Judy Ghirardelli) Subject: Well, I *thought* I had a life, but... Date: 1 Dec 1995 04:31:52 GMT Sorry. I just could not help myself. Forgive me Newsgroup, for I don't really have a life. It's been over a month since my last DarkFriend Social, and it's really been getting to me... It's oh so hard to be brave. Ahem. On the first day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the second day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the third day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: five Bill Gar-retts. Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. (surely, you can all see this one coming...) On the sixth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the eight day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: eight Kordas queening, seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: nine Newbies flaming, eight Kordas queening, seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in a an avendesora tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: ten Timmys trolling, nine Newbies flaming, eight Kordas queening, seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-Vak in an avendesora tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: eleven Emmets quoting, ten Timmys trolling, nine Newbies flaming, eight Kordas queening, seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Warder gave to me: twelve Twins a'forging, eleven Emmets quoting, ten Timmys trolling, nine Newbies flaming, eight Kordas queening, seven Shaws a'FAQing, six Hawks a'laying five Bill Gar-retts... Four Oil Cans, three Little Pigs, two Dark Elves, and a No-vak in an avendesora tree. Ah... I feel much better now... :) Judy -- ________________________Judy Ellen Moore Ghirardelli_________________________ Its hard to be math when you're just a small piece of bacon that loves life is me smiling. Forever is just barbie. ____________________________judy@ren.psy.jhu.edu_____________________________