From garrett@cs.unc.edu (Bill Garrett)

Here are the Top 10 Reasons why I'd rather go to a TEXAS social than
a DC social:

    10. Selene has such a nice house
     9. Actually meet people who aren't Internet geeks
     8. Texans know how to make *real* barbecue
     7. Play party games like "Pin the Cape on the Myrdraal"
     6. Plot a new hoax with them; everyone else suspects the DC crowd
     5. Get to play Maidens' Kiss with Carolyn or James
     4. Escape from that evil Piglet!
     3. Get to slap Dylan around, in person
     2. RJ's a real party-pooper at the DC socials

And, finally, the number one reason to attend Texas socials rather
than DC socials:

     1. You can say "bite me" without fear of injury