From selene@mail.utexas.edu (Selene) 11 Sep 1995 03:51:06 GMT: "Taraboner Girls" (to the tune of "California Girls" by the Beach Boys, if that wasn't obvious....) Well, Aiel Waste girls are butch, I really dig that cadin'sor, And the Seanchan girls with the way they slur They knock me out cold on the floor. Two Rivers farmers' daughters Like to thump you on the head, And the Aes Sedai with their Warder's Bonds-- I'd protect them all, unless they're Red. But I wish they all could be Taraboner girls... Taraboners eat with sursa And Domani food's so hot; I dig a tight silk dress with a seethrough veil And that hair tied up in knots. I've skimmed from Falme to Cold Rocks Hold And I've dandled on my knee Every kind of girl in this great big world And it's Taraboner chicks for me. I wish they all could be Taraboner girls.... Courtesy (?) of the Texas Darkfriends' Tenth Social (photos: http//uts.cc.utexas.edu/~moiraine/jordan/tdfs.html) 11th Social to be held September 16th, e-mail me for details... or look at the Tex'Aran'Rhiod page. Selene