From: bnook@li.net (Dennis Higbee)
Date: 14 Jun 1996 01:24:55 -0400


With apologies to Warren Zevon.

MAD KILLER GHOLAM
(To the tune of 'Werewolves of London')


Well I saw a gholam with a sa'angreal in his hands,
walking through the sleazy Rahad in the heat.
He was lookin' for the trail of Elayne Trakand;
Gonna hunt himself some fresh Aes Sedai meat.

Aieeeeeeeee!!  Mad Killer Gholam!
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

See him squeezing under your bedroom door.
You're dead if he ever gets in.
Balding old scholar got mutilated late last night.
Mad Killer Gholam again.

Aieeeeeeeee!!  Mad Killer Gholam!
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Can't be hurt by _saidar_, ran amok in Ebou Dar.
Treats his victims like he's playin'.
You better stay away from that; he'll tear your throat out, Mat,
Just like he did to Nalesean.

Aieeeeeeeee!!  Mad Killer Gholam!
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Well, I saw Mat Cauthon running with the Queen,
fleeing the Mad Killer Gholam.
Well, I saw Birgitte running with Elayne,
fleeing the Mad Killer Gholam.
I saw a gholam get hit with a foxhead medallion.
His face was sizzling.  ARGH!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Mad Killer Gholam!  (Kills all!)
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Mad Killer Gholam!


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