Let's see...you get to kill people and go places :)
2. Why do you want to be my Warder?
Do you see any other applications out there? :)
3. Have you ever previously been a Warder?
Well, I do have experience in looking after female college students (e.g., making sure she doesn't starve to death..:)
4. Do you own a sword?
How about an axe and a samurai sword or two (wood, unfortunately :()
5. Do you own a color-shifting cape (NOTE: I will not supply this, you must find one on your own!)?
I could find one...
6. What is your favorite color?
Purple...(what does this indicate? I don't know!)
7. Do you believe that the person you are bonded to should be obeyed in every and all ways?
*cough* Oh, sure...(no buffets to the head please ;)
8. Write an essay on what being a Warder means to you. This essay must be 1500 words or less.
Uh, making sure the one I'm bonded to doesn't kill herself..:) And I have to agree with Oilcan about the free chow bit..:) And I get to wield lethal weapons and either A. Scream incoherent-but-loud battle cries into battle (the Conan approach) or B. Glide (*snort*, yeah, I can glide, suuuuure I can) into battle with a stony expression on my face (the Lan approach). Of course, with you, I need to wear a steel helmet at all times..;) But that's not much of a price to pay..;)