[conspire] Gee thanks #47, now made everyone female by law, ... what next?

[Ron / BCLUG]

Michael Paoli wrote on 2025-01-23 04:22:

> Basically, the early, default configuration of a human foetus is
> female. If we were to assign a sex at conception as per #47's
> executive order, all of them would be female.

First off, as a Canadian, the concept of "registered voter affiliation" 
is utterly alien to me, but I hear it's a thing.


Normally I'd say the following is a ridiculous exercise in pettiness, 
but I didn't decide things should be the way they are, so states like 
California could exercise some pettiness of their own, while generating 
some revenue.


WITH CTE bastards AS (
	SELECT id
	FROM citizens
	WHERE gender != "f"
		AND party_affiliation = "R"
	)
DELETE FROM drivers_licenses AS dl
WHERE dl.id = bastards.id ;


Make all California Replublicans' drivers licenses invalid due to wrong 
gender.

Make them pay for a new license.

Fine them for driving without valid licenses.


Those new licenses will be issued with gender as female, referring to 
executive order #47 ß dumbass.1.a, with a link to human biological 
sexual dimorphism on Wikipedia.



Let 'em whine, make 'em pay.



What interesting times we live in.

Baseball is a boring AF game (IMHO), but it's time for playing hardball.