[conspire] Gee thanks #47, now made everyone female by law, ... what next?

Steve Litt slitt at troubleshooters.com
Fri Jan 24 13:17:10 PST 2025


Ron / BCLUG said on Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:25:42 -0800

>Michael Paoli wrote on 2025-01-23 04:22:
>
>> Basically, the early, default configuration of a human foetus is
>> female. If we were to assign a sex at conception as per #47's
>> executive order, all of them would be female.  
>
>First off, as a Canadian, the concept of "registered voter
>affiliation" is utterly alien to me, but I hear it's a thing.

The US was Democracy 1.0 [1]. You Canadians had the opportunity to
observe the good and bad about Democracy 1.0 and solve some of the 1.0
ills in your Democracy 2.0.

>Normally I'd say the following is a ridiculous exercise in pettiness, 
>but I didn't decide things should be the way they are, so states like 
>California could exercise some pettiness of their own, while
>generating some revenue.
>
>
>WITH CTE bastards AS (
>	SELECT id
>	FROM citizens
>	WHERE gender != "f"
>		AND party_affiliation = "R"
>	)
>DELETE FROM drivers_licenses AS dl
>WHERE dl.id = bastards.id ;

The preceding code will cause an infinite loop then fail unless you
first run a similar program on the Supreme Court.

>
>WITH CTE bastards AS (
>	SELECT id
>	FROM scotus
>	WHERE crook != TRUE
>		OR creationist = TRUE
>	)
>DELETE FROM scotus AS sc
>WHERE sc.id = bastards.id ;

SteveT

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