[conspire] (forw) TCP joke

[Rick Moen]

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Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:23:54 -0700
From: Rick Moen <rick at linuxmafia.com>
To: [friends and family]
Subject: TCP joke
Organization: If you lived here, you'd be $HOME already.

'Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.'
'Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?'
'Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.'
'OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.'
'OK, I will hear a TCP joke.'
'Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?'
'Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.'
'OK, I am about to send the TCP joke.  It will last 10 seconds, it has
two characters, it does not have a setting, and it ends with a punchline.'
'OK, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 secons, has two
characters, and ends with a punchline.'
'I'm sorry, your conneciton has timed out.
...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?'




I'd follow up with a UDP joke, but you might not get it.



Also:

Q:  What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A:  Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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