[conspire] (forw) TCP joke

[Ruben Safir]

On 06/24/2014 10:09 PM, Rick Moen wrote:
> ----- Forwarded message from Rick Moen <rick at linuxmafia.com> -----
> 
> Date: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 16:23:54 -0700
> From: Rick Moen <rick at linuxmafia.com>
> To: [friends and family]
> Subject: TCP joke
> Organization: If you lived here, you'd be $HOME already.
> 
> 'Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.'
> 'Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?'
> 'Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.'
> 'OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.'
> 'OK, I will hear a TCP joke.'
> 'Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?'
> 'Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.'
> 'OK, I am about to send the TCP joke.  It will last 10 seconds, it has
> two characters, it does not have a setting, and it ends with a punchline.'
> 'OK, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 secons, has two
> characters, and ends with a punchline.'
> 'I'm sorry, your conneciton has timed out.
> ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?'
> 
> 
> 
> 
> I'd follow up with a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
> 
> 
> 
> Also:
> 
> Q:  What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
> A:  Benoit B. Mandelbrot.
> 
> ----- End forwarded message -----
> 

GREAT!!


Despite public fanfair, the B was the same as the S in Harry S Truman

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