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0.05: What should I do if I've become obsessed?

[Judy Ghirardelli]

Judy G. gives us intelligent advice on treatment of Jordan fanaticism:

1. Stop calling the nice lady at your local bookstore to harass her about when the next book will be out.
2. Lay down.
3. Stay laying down.
4. Try to not think about things like wheels, knives, spears, swords, doorways, Piglets, fire, severed hands, plucked out eyes, tattoos, leashes, calendars, irons, pincers, still images, gentle breezes, FAQs, Towers, wolves, falcons, hawks, hammers, axes, Roy, and lastly, DON'T THINK ABOUT RIVERS!
5. Now, pick up a copy of The Tao of Pooh and become an uncarved block.

(p.s. that will be 50 bucks...)
(p.p.s. The idea of not thinking about Roy while laying down is just a generally good practice, and might be applied to all the rest of you who won't admit you have a problem ...)

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