[sf-lug] Who done it? ; -) Re: updated: Re: Status of SF-LUG / Linux meeting(s) @ Noisebridge? & SF-LUG web site (mis?)information thereof
Rick Moen
rick at linuxmafia.com
Thu May 23 19:28:32 PDT 2019
Quoting Michael Paoli (Michael.Paoli at cal.berkeley.edu):
> Well, as I'd also edited it (at least once now?), that'd be at least
> two persons who'd edited it - at minimum - thus far.
> http://linuxmafia.com/pipermail/sf-lug/2019q2/014118.html
We all have to do with dumbness examples not of our creation, so this is
absolutely not aimed at you, but just for giggles:
Isn't the obvious solution to look at the version control history?
Oh, _no_ version control. Got it.
So, memo to the assembled: Step zero: Add version control.
I was just talking yesterday to someone on the telephone about typical
conversations I kept having in early days with Windows users coming to
LUG installfests, and am reminded of that on account of thematic
similarities.
User: I want to do dual-boot.
Me: You must have been very bad.
User: Pardon?
Me: Sorry, I was almost-but-not-really joking. Dual-boot unavoidably
introduces complications that personally I make a point of doing
without, and personally I think it'd be smarter for you to avoid
complicating your expensive, cutting-edge, and indispensible
Windows box, and instead play with Linux on that old machine
in your closet?
User: How'd you know I had a Pentium II in the closet?
Me: Because I'm writing this imaginary dialogue.
User: Oh, good point.
Me: Anyway, if you're sure you need dual-boot on _this_, then we at
the LUG will cheerfully not only help you hang yourself but also
furnish the rope, the beam, and any rope-making factories you
might want in case you run out of rope. Plus a book on
knot-making.
User: Wow, your sense of humour's rather dark.
Me: Yeah, that's what Mom says, too.
User: But, can you reassure me that non-destructive partitioning
software is absolutely safe.
Me: It almost certainly isn't. But that doesn't matter, because you
have a thoroughly tested backup regime and can confidently and
without worry restore if something bad happens.
User: No, I don't.
Me: Shocked, shocked. Shocked, I say. (Gambling. Casinos. All that.)
So, basically, now you know the very next problem you need to
solve before you do anything at all with your computer, let
alone take a figurative meat-axe to the C: drive.
User: Why would that be an emergency task?
Me: How much would you spend to buy a doorstop?
User: Maybe a buck or two. Why?
Me: What would it cost to replace all of your files from scratch
and completely rebuild from nothing the entire contents of your
hard drive?
User: A lot. But what's this about doorstops?
Me: You just said, basically, if this or anything else blows
away the drive contents, the resulting loss would be a lot,
but the good news is that you could still use it as a doorstop,
so that's a lot less a couple of bucks. Joy.
User: As I said, rather dark.
Me: That's what she said.
Backups, yay. Version control, yay, because backups.
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