[conspire] (forw) [License-discuss] Merry Christmas, in legalese

[Rick Moen]

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Date: Sun, 27 Dec 2020 14:15:41 +0100
From: "Johnny A. Solbu" <johnny at solbu.net>
To: license-discuss at lists.opensource.org
Subject: [License-discuss] Merry Christmas, in legalese
Organization: Gods Army

Positively effective tidings, to you and those you legally claim as
dependents.  We wish you, but in no way guarantee, a reasonably
satisfactory Christmas, and/or festive period and/or a
non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season, and a
reasonably satisfactory new twelve (12) month period.  Your mileage may
differ; please consult with your attorney.

This seasonal greeting does not constitute a binding agreement of, or
consent to engage in, festive merrymaking. «Merrymaking» is hereinafter
assumed to mean «making oneself merry». Counsel does not condone making
others merry without their consent.

No part of this agreement is to be construed such that I am commanding
merriment to be engaged in.  But if engaged in may not be as construed as
marryment, but only engaged in slight happiness, or no happiness at all.
Please see State law Santa Clause, paragraph 1d 14 a of US Code 9b.


Heavily inspired from this short «Legal Eagle» video :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBL0ClcLwF4

(This was allegedly hilarious, and in the comments section, we intend to
have witness testimony to support that allegation.  Of course, «hilarity»
is subjective, and we can make no finding of fact that this is, indeed,
universally hilarious, but we believe that the statistical evidence will
lead the jury to conclude that to the extent anything can be called
hilarious, this, indeed, was.)

-- 
Johnny A. Solbu
web site,   https://www.solbu.net
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