[conspire] English language has ridiculously inconsistent spelling patterns (British/Canadian/American)

[Deirdre Saoirse Moen]

The day I saw this in a tweet, I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack. I tried to tell it to Rick in my non-functional state, but it really works better in print.

> Choice of .signature below is coincidental (albeit a happy accident).
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> -- 
> Cheers,
> Rick Moen                      "I shot a man in German just to watch him the."
> rick at linuxmafia.com                                -- @drankturpentine  
> McQ! (4x80)