[conspire] Fw: [ale] TCP joke

[Nick Moffitt]

ANYBODY KNOW ANY ARP JOKES???????

Rick Moen:
> ACK!  Thppt!
> 
> 
> 
> Date: Mon, 8 Aug 2016 09:36:09 -0400
> From: Charles Shapiro <hooterpincher at gmail.com>
> To: "Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!" <ale at ale.org>
> Subject: [ale] Fwd: TCP joke
> 
> "I'd send you a UDP joke, but you might not get it".
> 
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Dave Aton
> Date: Sat, Aug 6, 2016 at 6:11 AM
> Subject: TCP joke
> 
> 
> "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
> "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
> "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
> "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
> "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
> "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
> "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke.  It will last 10 seconds, it has two
> characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
> "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two
> characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
> "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out.  Hello, would you like to hear a TCP
> joke?"
> 
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