[conspire] Fw: [ale] TCP joke

[Rick Moen]

ACK!  Thppt!



Date: Mon, 8 Aug 2016 09:36:09 -0400
From: Charles Shapiro <hooterpincher at gmail.com>
To: "Atlanta Linux Enthusiasts - Yes! We run Linux!" <ale at ale.org>
Subject: [ale] Fwd: TCP joke

"I'd send you a UDP joke, but you might not get it".

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From: Dave Aton
Date: Sat, Aug 6, 2016 at 6:11 AM
Subject: TCP joke


"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke.  It will last 10 seconds, it has two
characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two
characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out.  Hello, would you like to hear a TCP
joke?"


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