[conspire] Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car...

[Rick Moen]

Quoting Josef Grosch (jgrosch at gmail.com):

> Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He finishes his
> drink and the bartender says, "Do you want another?" to which Descartes
> replies "I think not" and vanishes.

Can you also regale us with the one about the Dalai Lama and the hotdog
stand?  I'm sure none of us here have yet heard that one.