[conspire] Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car...

[Josef Grosch]

On 01/25/2015 02:48 PM, Rick Moen wrote:
> Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car.  They get pulled over.
> Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you
> were going?"
> 
> "No, but I know exactly where I am", Heisenberg replies.
> 
> The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."  Heisenberg throws up his
> hands and shouts "Great!  Now I'm lost!"
> 
> The cop thinks this is suspicious, and orders the driver to pop open the
> trunk.  He cop checks it out, and says "Do you know you have a dead cat
> back here?"
> 
> "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
> 
> The cop moves to arrest them.  Ohm resists.
> 
> 
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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He finishes his
drink and the bartender says, "Do you want another?" to which Descartes
replies "I think not" and vanishes.





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