[conspire] (forw) [Smaug] signs that you're having thanksgiving dinner with a geek

[Rick Moen]

I feel a little cheap doing this, but it's at least moderately funny.

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Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:07:23 -0800
From: james sheldon <jsheldon at ucsc.edu>
Subject: [Smaug] signs that you're having thanksgiving dinner with a geek


11:16a 	
Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek
Via: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/11/top_11_geek_thanksgiving.html

11. 	Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.
10. 	Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their
"I am thankful for..." speech.
9. 	A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the
turkey.
8. 	House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims
bringing diseases to the new world.
7. 	Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't
they?"
6. 	Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your
mouth.
5. 	The cranberries are caffeinated.
4. 	Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.
3. 	Three words: Lego gravy boat.
2. 	Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.
1. 	The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being
butchered.



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