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Inner Circle Quotes [940919] Karen CooperLike Karen said - you may not quote them - "IN OR OUT OF CONTEXT"!: "And all the women had big firm tits and NO, YOU MAY NOT QUOTE ME, IN OR OUT OF CONTEXT." [940920] Sven Guckes : "Well, I know an ozzie zuke if I see one. [And anyone quoting me out of context will be shot!]" [941004] David Sweeney : "It's okay -- I'm a CS student. We're supposed to smell bad." [941026] Karen Cooper : "I'll go along with whatever people like." [941123] Rachel Perkins : "and my mother said: 'she's not wayward, she's just a little bit naughty around the edges.." [940920] Sven Guckes : "I always wondered what you were doing down under Dean." [941125] Heather Bean : "H. [Reveling in the first time she's ever gotten anything...]" [941201] "Big" Dave Sweeney : "Sexual organs are right out, I'm afraid." [941205] Ruth Kneale : "I only ever heard it said, I never saw it spelled properly! *whine*" [941213] Matt Welsh : "No thanks. I'm not flying all the way to Arizona and then riding dogback..." [941214] Rich Holmes : "OK, Mr. Smartass, *you* try living within 300 miles of The Meach and see how long *you* can manage to avoid her." [941226] Eddie Saxe : "Chanukkah vs. Christmas: fewer presents, more chocolate, fewer relatives all on the same day. Sounds like a win to me." [951025] Karen Cooper : "the IC can't compete with the PEZheads list for sheer volume, but makes it up in charm." [951027] Rich Holmes : "I've done "it" in a lot of weird places, but I've never done "it" in half a line of Perl." [951110] Karen Cooper : "And don't move too quickly while in it. You could break a bone." [960102] Paul Tomblin : "My mother bought me a flashlight for xmas, [...] The sticker says "FEEL ME! I'M 100% RUBBER." [960102] Karen Cooper : "Hardly any of my wardrobe says 'Michelin' on the label - not even my undies." [960104] Matt Welsh : "Blatant attempts to infuse .sig quotes into this list will NOT be tolerated." [960117] Rich Holmes : "If this is compatibility, I'm a PEZhead." [960724] Heather Bean : "No, no...I'm nice to _both_ of my 21" monitors." [960821] Rich Holmes : "Man, this list makes less and less sense every day." [960821] David M. Sweeney" : "don't make fun of my hobbies, man" [960821] Karen Cooper : "Yes, but these aren't just geeks, Dave. They're mathematicians." [961130] Eddie Saxe : "Marriage is no longer my perversion." [970306] Dvae Van Horn : "Even I have my limits. Sure they do involve chainsaws, Promite and really small catheters, but they ARE limits."
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