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AFW - Disclaimer and Dedication

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This disclaimer is meant for educational purposes only.  Send no money now.
Ask your doctor or pharmacist.  To prevent electric shock, do not open back
panel.   No user serviceable parts inside.  You may or may not have additional
rights which may vary from country to country.  Not recommended for children
under twelve years of age.  Batteries not included.  Limit 1 per customer.
Does not come with any other figures.  Any resemblance to real persons, living
or dead, is purely coincidental.  Keep away from open flame or spark.  Void
where prohibited.  Some assembly required.  All rights reserved.  List each
check separately by bank number.  Contents may settle during shipment.  Use
only as directed.  Parental discretion advised.  No other warranty expressed or
implied.   Unauthorized copying of this . sig strictly prohibited.  Do not read
while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be paid by
addressee.  In case of eye contact, flush with water.  Subject to approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.  Apply only to affected area.  May be
too intense for some viewers.  Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.  Use other
side for additional listings.  For recreational use only.  Shipping and
handling extra.  No animals were harmed in the production of this . sig.  Do
not disturb.   All models over 18 years of age.  If condition persists, consult
your physician.  Freshest if consumed before date on carton.  Prices subject to
change without notice.  Times approximate.  No postage necessary if mailed in
Singapore.   If swallowed, do not induce vomiting Breaking seal constitutes
acceptance of agreement.  For off-road use only.  As seen on TV.  We reserve
the right to limit quantities.  One size fits all.  Do not leave funds without
collecting a receipt.   Many suitcases look alike.  Contains a substantial
amount of non-active ingredients.  Colours may, in time, fade.  We have sent
the forms which seem to be right for you.  Slippery when wet.  This product is
only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient.  For office
use only.  Net weight before cooking.  Not affiliated with the Red Cross.
Surfaces should be clean of paint, grease, dirt, etc.  Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.  Keep cool; process promptly.  $2. 98/min AE/V/MC.  Post
office will not deliver without postage.  Simulated picture.  List was current
at time of printing.   Penalty for private use.  Return to sender, no
forwarding order on file, unable to forward.  Do not expose to direct sunlight.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.  No Canadian coins.
Do not puncture or incinerate empty container.  See label for sequence.  Prices
subject to change without notice.  Do not write below this line.  Time lock
safe, clerk cannot open.  At participating locations only.  Serial numbers must
be visible.  Align parts carefully, then bond.  Falling rock zone.  Keep out of
reach of children.  Lost ticket pays maximum rate.  Your cancelled check is
your receipt.  Check paper path.  Place stamp here.  Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.   Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Penalty for early withdrawal.  Sign here without admitting guilt.  No
solicitors.  Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.  Storage temperature: -30
C (-22 F) to 40 C (104 F).  Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.  Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the
show.  No purchase necessary.  Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt
delivery.  You must be present to win.  No passes accepted for this engagement.
Extinguish all pilot lights.  Processed at location stamped in code at top of
carton.  Shading within a garment may occur.   Use only in well-ventilated
areas.  Replace with same type.  Accessories sold separately.  Booths for two
or more.  Check here if tax deductible.  Keep away from fire or flame.  Some
equipment shown is optional.  Price does not include taxes.  Hard hat area.
Prerecorded for this time zone.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  Adults 18
and over only.  Detach and keep for your reference.  No alcohol, dogs, or
horses.  Demo package, not for resale.  List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.  Call toll free before deciding.   Driver does
not carry cash.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
identification purposes only.  Record additional transactions on back of
previous stub.  This supersedes all previous notices.  Tag not to be removed
under penalty of law.


These pages are dedicated to the Father of all Warlords - Jo 'TheMeach' Meachem.

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