>>Main Characters<< Billy Ray Bob Willaims, Jr.: HS. Priest of Odin. Son of BRBW, Sr. Colleen: Theif. Ex-friend of Dain and Keef. Turned into Iguana Woman by Obsidian Mirror, turned back human by Dain/Tezcat. Eaten by cannibals shortly thereafter. Dainiella Gervasi Marron ("Dain Simon"): Daughter of Alfonse Gervasi. Married at young age to Enzio Marron, who she later poisoned at the urging of Banno Gervasi. Ran away to Steinhall, where she met Colleen, and later Keith, Hal, Billy Ray, etc. Inherited Black Mirror from Del Rio/Imaginos. Currently posessed by the Aztec god Tezcatlipocl. Elspeth: Scottish woman who travelled to Steinhall after being "called" by Thor. Paladin of Thor. Erose Wapiti: River's End gentry. Known as "Erose the Slayer." Hal Bjornson: King's Ranger. Friend of Burrowing Mammals. Keith Richards: Human guitar-player, adventurer, and one-man chemical laboratory. Soulmate to Mick. Luke: Throntax's head student. Michalon ("Mick") Jagger: Journeyman Bard, of the Bards of the Rock College. Child of Yuna Jagger and Deva Finvarra. Sometime lover of David Bowie. Soulmate of Keith Richards. Sanjay: Mage. Wood-elf. Sometime student of Throntax. Schnellmaken: Fighter. Friend and travelling companion of Main Characters. Deserter from Steinhall Expeditionary Force to Mexico. Udo Watts: Drummer for the Rolling Stones. Travels with Mick, Keef, et al. Deserter from Steinhall Expeditionary Force to Mexico. Vrba: Mage. Originally lived in Greece, but moved to Steinhall when his clan was murdered by the MIBs. Sometime student of Throntax. ------- >>People from Alfheim :<< Angela Bowie: Wife of David Bowie. Bose: Journeyman elf mage/bard. Specializes in amplification. Currently studying with Grey Elf Bards in Owls Hoot, Steinhall. David Bowie: Duke of the White Dukedom in the South of Alfheim. Trained as a bard, had not attained Master level when he inherited the Dukedom. Sometime lover of Mick. Alter ego: Ziggy Stardust. Deva Finvarra: Master Bard. Spy/Agent for the Queen's government. Father of Mick Jagger, Maeve Ulsta, and Aethan Gervasi(HF). Galadriel Nuada: Queen of Alfheim. Gibson: Master of Instruments at the Rock College. Is a mage-turned-bard. Half-elf, half-dwarf. Jamiel Nuada: Duke in Northern Alfheim. Cousin and heir of Queen Galadriel. Linwere Lorchild: Mercenary mage. Partner of Teri(HG) and Harris(HS). Maeve Ulsta: Daughter of Deva Finvarra. Morrigu: Lord of the Army. All-round badass. Female Nigel Jagger: Husband of Yuna, married some time after Mick's birth. Percy : Badass Elven mage. Stalel Jagger: Son of Nigel Jagger. Step-sibling to Mick. Yuna Jagger: Mother of Mick. Wife of Nigel -------- >>Historical figures from Alfheim << Blue Oyster Cult: secret society of mage-bards from the Rock College. Suspected of being involved in the Black Arts. Writers of the Codex of the Obsidian Mirror (Imaginos). Henriridin Nuada: Father of Mariel and Galadriel, king before them. Died a wound inflicted during the last large-scale Drow invasion of Alfheim. Mariel Nuada: Elder sister of Galadriel. Queen before Galadriel. Died of a disease. Nuada: United the various small Elvish kingdoms in the West to form Alfheim. First king of Alfheim. Presleigh: Famous Elvish Bard of the past. Founder of Rock College. Associate of Fender . ------- >>People from England << Archibald Glimmer: Lord Chamberlain of England. Regent for Prince William. Husband of Lively Glimmer. Charles Windsor: King of England. Missing for 18 years. Darthier: High Priest of the Temple of the Bards in England. forced out of temple because he didn't kiss up to Archibald. Member of the London resistance. Diana Windsor: Queen of England. Wife of Charles. Mother of William. Killed in carriage accident about 10 years ago. Fergus: Hunter who lives in a village near Northumbray castle in Scotland. Francois: Dwarvish chef from Parisheim, working for Lord Northumbray. Galadrien: Calls himself "Son of Light." Security/Military advisor to Freddie Mercury. Keef Glimmer: Famous Bard and advisor to Charles and Diana. Brother of Mick Glimmer and Archibald Glimmer. Murdered ~20 years ago by unknown person. Joe Strummer: guitarist for the Clash. Member of the London resistance. Lively Glimmer: Human. Wife of Archibald. Sings in nightclubs. Mercury, Freddie: English Lord. Master Bard. Mick Glimmer: Famous Bard and advisor to Charles and Diana. Brother of Keith Glimmer and Archibald Glimmer. Murdered ~50 years ago by unknown person. Nick: Bartender of the Flamingo. Nigel: Captain of Archibald's personal guard. Killed by Lively. Northumbray: Lord of the southernmost region of Scotland. Participated in plan with Drow to double-cross Archibald. Rick: Ranger in the service of David Bowie. Rupert Murdoch: Evil concert promoter. Exiled from England, was working in Steinhall. Killed by minions of the Ticketmaster. Spice Girls: Performers at the Flamingo in London. William Windsor: Son of Charles and Diana. Crown prince of England. ------- >>People from Franconia << Aethan Gervasi: Bastard son of Alicia Gervasi and Deva Finvarra. Believed to be son of Alfonse Gervasi. Brother of Dain. Ignorant of true parentage. Alfonse Gervasi: Late head of House Gervasi (Minor nobility of Franconia principality). Father of Dain, Maurizio, Nadia. Husband of Alicia Elissar Gervasi. Alicia Elissar Gervasi: Daughter of Del Rio. Wife of Alfonse Gervasi. Mother of Dain, Maurizio, Nadia, and Aethan Gervasi. Died of a fever. Banno Gervasi: Alfonse's spinster aunt. Very powerful behind-the-scenes manipulator. She put Dain up to killing Enzio Marron. Sorceress of minor ability. Boba Fetti: Man-at-arms to Enzio Gervasi. Has sworn to find Dain and bring her to justice. Del Rio Ellisar: aka Imaginos. Father of Alicia. Stole Black Mirror from Mexico. Gave Mirror to Dain. Mage. Lives on magical, mobile island in the middle of the ocean between Alfheim and Mexico. Enzio Marron: Late head of House Marron. Married Dain Gervasi in pact to end blood-feud between Marrons and Gervasis. Murdered by Dain. Guillermo Gervasi: Elder brother of Alfonse Gervasi. Killed by an assassin. Maurizio Gervasi: Eldest child of Alfonse and Alicia. Current head of House Gervasi. Mike: Member of White Lion. Friend of Vido. Rock Bard wanna-be. Searching for _Imaginos: A Random Access Myth_. On a quest to find a "mystical lady" who can revive his brother from the dead. (Brother killed by Big Daddy Dragon.) Nadia Gervasi: Younger sister of Dain. Daughter of Alfonse and Alicia. Vido: Member of White Lion. Elf. Friend of Mike, Bard wannabe, on same quests as Mike. ------ >>People from Steinhall<< Ahlberg: Innkeeper of the Four Seasons Inn in River's End. (This is a new, fancy inn where Mick stays.) Adolf: Minstral who played with Mick. Killed in a bar fight in Tijuana. Alethea: King's Ranger stationed in Steinhall city. Andre' the Giant: Member of Madame Misteriyoo's Circus. Not really a giant. Killed by Fenrer. Arden: Female mercenary. Friend of Dain. Lover of Janis. Last seen, had joined Union of the Snake. Arnold von Lubeck: Former Baron of Lubeck. Killed by Goebels. Bernhart: Knight in the service of Lord Lara. Blondie: (Real name unknown.) Former assistant/agent for Shadow. Participated in plot to frame Shadow. Killed herself after being captured. Brunhilde: Granddaughter of Heinrich the 14th. Heir to the throne of Steinhall, after her father. Colin: Ranger for Baron of Lubeck. Dennis the Menace: Stupid highwayman from Stony Brook area. Tricked into killing Kirchoff by Drow. Currently in prison. Draco: Baron of Unterberg. Mysterious guy. Likes black. Hates Drow. Father of Lucy Dresden: Captain of the Guard for Draco. Replaced Lisbon. Ed Steunkel: Dirty member of RE guard who helped kidnap Keef. Dead. Enzio: (aka Dirty Enzio)-- minor criminal in Steinhall City. Friends with Mick. Immigrant from Franconia. Fenrerarglesplatsch (aka Fenrer): Mountain assassin. Part of scheme to frame Shadow for murder. Set up by Sven Trober. Foxy: Were-fox. Member of Mme. Misteriyoo's circus. Killed by Fenrer. Frankfort: Ranger for Draco. Gabriel: Member of Madame Misteriyoo's Circus. Killed by Fenrer. Goebels: Evil Wizard from the North of Steinhall. Killed by Throntax. Heart eaten by Vrba. Greda: King-appointed councillor to Lord Lara. Ex-girlfriend of Vrba. Hans: Former squire to Baron Arnold of Lubeck. Designated heir to Barony upon Arnold's death. Will become Baron when he reaches the age of 18. Hans: Innkeeper of The Goebels Arms. Hanse Anderson: Proprietor of The Golden Rose, an inn in Owls' Hoot. Harris: Mercenary. Doer of Dirty Deeds. Badass. Partner of Linwere and Teri. Hates Orcs. Allied with Lloth. Harry the Hill Hermit: hermit living near slaver outpost in S. Steinhall. Escaped slave. Heinrich the 14th: King of Steinhall. Helga: Innkeeper of The Spitting Camel in River's End. Igon: Low-life general from Union of the Snake. Imprisoned 2 years ago for trying to assassinate Baron of Unterburg (Draco). Escaped, and tried to invade Unterberg and Lubeck baronies. Ilsa: Barmaid/innkeeper at the inn in Grosslangheim. Very friendly. Inga: Girlfriend of Sven Schmidt. Seamstress from Lubeck. Istanbul: Ranger for Draco. Janis: Female mercenary. Friend of Dain. Lover of Arden. Last seen, had joined Union of the Snake. Johann: General in Union of the Snake. Friend of Baron Arnold. Johann: Lord of Wittenberg. Karl: Thug who helped kidnap Keef. In prison? Kirchoff: worker at Steinhall government facility in Stony Brook. Killed by Dennis the Menace as part of a Drow plot. Klaus: Sargeant of RE guard. Mentor of Keith. Kristof Kringel: Proprietor of the Inn of the Giddy Elf in Owls' Hoot. Killed by Ticketmaster's minions. Lara: Lord of River's End. Lara: Lord of River's End area. Lars: Councillor of Baron Arnold. Bureaucrat. Gay. Lazlo: Priest of Vidar in Bergstadt. Caretaker of Lucy. Lisbon: Former Captain of the Guard for Draco. Demoted for pissing off Erose. Lisson, Mara and Bess: Ladies-in-waiting of Lord Lara's court. Rolling Stones groupies. Lucy: Daughter of Mayor of Bergstadt. 2-time vampire-bite victim. Lives in Vidar's temple in Bergstadt. Actually, Draco's daughter. Metallica: Rock band from Owls' Hoot area. Not to be confused with their spectral imposters, Evil Metallica. Michel: Member of Madame Misteriyoo's Circus. Killed by Fenrer. Misteriyoo: Dwarf. Owner of Madame Misteriyoo's circus. Killed by Fenrer. Otto: Thug who helped kidnap Keef. In prison? Otto der Ungeharschlager: Lord in Owls' Hoot area. Father of Colleen's betrothed. Otto van Odine: Concert promoter in Lubeck. promoter of Metallica. Nice: Ranger for Draco. Paris: Ranger for Draco. Arrested Dennis the Menace. Blond. Pinku: Brother of Prajit, who ruined Prajit's plan to unite the Wood Elves near Steinhall. Prajit: Wood elf who tried to unite the Wood Elf tribes near Steinhall. When that failed, became councillor for Baron Arnold. Adoptive father of Hans. Brother of Pinku. Dead. Randolph: Mayor of River's End. Ray Gottlieb: Corrupt member of RE guard who helped kidnap Keef. Dead. Reinhart: Baron of Reinhart Barony. Rupert: General in Union of the Snake. Friend of Baron Arnold. Sam: Druid living in the woods north of Dreistall. Badass. Sara: Sister of Throntax. Shadow: name used by mysterious thief, unaffiliated with the Thieves' Guild. Shiraz: Ranger for Draco. Smolensk: Ranger for Draco. Sulia: Barmaid at Spitting Camel. Originally from Persia, was a sex slave to a mage until Keith, Erose, etc. rescued her. Ex-girlfriend of Mick. Svalbard: member of River's End town guard. Part of Throntax's team who went to slay the Big Daddy Dragon. Something of a coward. Sven: Leader of the garrison in Softcraft. Sven Trober: Member of Lubeck Theives' Guild. Sent to RE to kill Shadow. Posed as bouncer at Velvet Glove. In prison. Terrence: Priest of Thor, from the court of the Baron of Lubeck. Thomas: Centaur. Friend of Sam. Has a crush on Erose. Thor (not the god): Priest of Odin. Personal cleric to King of Steinhall. Throngard: Barge owner/Boatman in the southern swamps of Steinhall. Throntax: Mistress (formerly Master?) of Magical Mysteries. Lives in River's End. Vombauer: Advisor to Baron Arnold. Mage. Regent of Lubeck Barony for Hans. Wears a poofy blue hat. Wyatt: Chief of Police for Steinhall City. ------ >>People from Greece<< Flinn: EG. Bard who leads a group of rebels in the north of Greece. Elitherios Baronos (Teri): Mercenary. Partner of Harris and Linwere. ------- >>Seafolk<< Dread Pirate Roberts: Ex-partner of Del Rio/Imaginos. Leader of Slavelords. Killed by Erose. Wayej: Captain of the seafolk vessel the Main Characters took from England to Alfheim. ------ >>People from Egypt<< Hogan Steinbeck: Owner of Happy Hogan's, a tavern at the White Palm Oasis. Joe: Djin. Lives in bottle. ----- >>Other<< Bachman: Human. Co-Leader (with Turner) of the Capitalist Army of Light. Billy Gibbons: Texan Dwarf. Emmissary to Steinhall. Member of ZZ Top. Big Daddy Dragon: Black Dragon. Real name unknown. Master of the Underworld near River's End. Enemy of Draco. Father of Malthus. Killed by Malthus and Main Characters. Dusty Hill: Texan Dwarf. Emmissary to Steinhall. Member of ZZ Top. Frank Beard: Texan Dwarf. Emmissary to Steinhall. Member of ZZ Top. Grace: Female Drow who posed as Draco's daughter. Killed by Sanjay with battery. Jeb: Texan Dwarf. Killed by Big Daddy Dragon's Mage. Hairy-toe: Leader of goblins living below RE gold mine. Hank: Texan Dwarf. Killed by Big Daddy Dragon. Malthus: Black Dragon. Son of Big Daddy. Ruler of Evilheim. Killed by Big Daddy. Evil Metallica: ???. Evil Drow-controlled rock band. Morpheus: Drow. Name used by top male spy analyst, supposedly banished for being a pervert. Renwen: Incubus. Served Draco. Lusted after by Erose. Killed by Keith. Turner: Human. Co-Leader (with Bachman) of the Capitalist Army of Light. Sacre' Cour: Gargoyle. Originally from Parisheim. Member of Mme. Misteriyoo's Circus. Left when Fenrer killed the rest of the circus. Slavelords: Five kingpins of the slave trade in the Greece/Steinhall region. Led by Dread Pirate Roberts. Three were killed by Main Characters. Zandar: Human. Leader of a tribe of mountain-folk. ----- >>Animals<< Alpo: Keith's horse. Sold. (light warhorse) Badger: Hal's horse. (Light warhorse) Dingus: Sanjay's weasel familiar. Fifi: Draco's cat. Horse with No Name: Mick's horse, bought at White Palm Oasis to replace Pooka. Ran away during the attack when Keith was kidnapped by Harris et al. Lorindol: Mick's horse, gift from David Bowie. (Light warhorse) Montresor: Vrba's raven familiar. Oskar: Mick's packhorse. Pooka: Mick's horse, from his clan's herds. Died in Tomb of Martek. (light warhorse) Purina: Keith's horse (Medium? warhorse) Secretariat: Vrba's horse, previously Colleen's. Tom: Erose's horse. (light? warhorse) Weasel Boys: Five giant weasels. Previously under control of Weaselmaster of the Slavelords. Freed by Hal. Consider Hal "Trouser Weasel, Lord of the Weasels." ----- >>Gods<< Freya: Norse goddess of babe-ness. Frig: Wife of Odin. Makes nice tatoos. Heimdall: Norse god who guards the entry to Asgard. God of Our Forefathers: God of the Grey Elves. Lloth: Demon Goddess of the Drow. Loki: Norse god of trouble. Marie-France: Dwarven goddess of Ugliness. (Known in Texas as Daisy-May.) Odin: Boss of Norse gods. Thor: Norse god of thunder. Vidar: Norse god of stoicism. Zeus: Boss of Greek gods.