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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH . . .

Loial, having had plenty of time to compose his notes, is working on part six of a continuing series...

Verin, who takes lots of cream & sugar in her coffee (it's Brown), has convinced Perrin (now a reluctant Lord) that *something* interesting lies hidden in the Mountains of Mist. (Well, heck, even the @#%ˆ&* Children knew that! :) ) Perrin reluctantly agrees, and takes Faile (who only sniffs) and the Aiel to have a look. The only way he can keep the Companions and the wolf's-head banner from coming along is to give them a new mission: build Faile a house. While they're away, the Companions let their plans get a little out of hand...

And what do they find in the Mountains of Mist? What else!?! Accused Darkfriend Robert Jordan, hiding from an angry mob of fans anxious to find out who ****ed Asmodean...

And the wolves? Off hunting Piglets . . .

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