Why is the world breaking again?
by Keith E Casner
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend ,
Blue Aes Sedai in the Tower, By the Light, Witch!
Not to put to fine a taint on it,
I have a secret to tell
The Wheel is Infinite, I'll always Win Again,
Not to put to fine a taint on it,
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend ,
There's a picture opposite me, of your distant ancestry,
Darkfriends and Madness, like Machin Shin, its always near,
Not to put to fine a taint on it,
And While You're at it,
by John Palmer
I lost my lucky sa'angreal, now it's three millenia gone.
Ba'alzamon! I bet you'd like to have this thing!
You'd overthrow the Dark One
You think you rule Tel'aran'rhiod, but let me set you right
by Keith E Casner
Fal Dara was Mafal Dadaranell,
Every gal in Mafal Dadaranell
Even Cairhien
So take me back to Mafal Dadaranell,
That's nobody's business but the Lurks'
(Fal Dara)
by John S. Novak, III
Two Rivers man, Two Rivers man
Ishmael man, Ishmael man
Two Rivers man, Two Rivers man
Dragon man, Dragon man
Rahvin man, Rahvin man
Dragon man, Dragon man
by Keith E Casner
[Rand]
[Perrin]
[Mat]
by Keith E Casner
A woman came up to me, and said, "I'd like to poison your mind
"There's only one thing that I know how to do well
And so I'm having a wonderful time
A man came up to me and said, "I'd like to change your mind
by John S. Novak, III
Moir-aine, where are you?
First time Moiraine went away,
Second time she went away,
Moir-aine, where are you?
by Keith E Casner
When a *sniff* comes from a woman
But when she calls you a woolhead,
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
[Women are mad...]
If you're Rand, you wish you could be more
[Women are mad...]
Around women, but how could you know
Women are mad and inconsistent
Siuan stares so you can't face her
Elayne shows a haughty bearing
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
by Keith E Casner
Theme From Rand
Why can we feel the Dark One's hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's Tarmon Gaidon, the age is ending
The Wheel has spun out a brand new Dragon: RAND!
Put A Little Balefire In Your Soul
but I'm a little glowing friend,
but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...
Who watches over You?
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
Saidin and the void won't cut it,
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
You thought you knew Verin well,
Its a simple message but I'm saying it with prophecy
So the room must listen to me,
Instruct individually,
My Name is Ba'alzamon, eternal foe of L-T-T
It doesn't rest,
Blue Aes Sedai in the Tower, By the Light, Witch!
Who watches over You?
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
Saidin and the void won't cut it,
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
but I'm a little glowing friend,
but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...
Who stood at Shayol Ghul and sealed the Great Lord indefinitely,
While that vexed me a lot, I still succeeded in doing my job,
Of killing the Dragon and his Hundred Companions off (weak)
Blue Aes Sedai in the Tower, By the Light, Witch!
Who watches over You?
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
Saidin and the void won't cut it,
Put a little Balefire in your soul.
Keep an angreal on the balefire in your soul....
Lucky Sa'angreal
A hundred foot tall statue, lets incredible power be drawn.
Even though the world was breaking, I shouldn't have let it go
I bet it could kill Sh**'t*n, but now we'll never know.
Ba'alzamon! With it you'd rule the world!
and take his place
Too bad Lanfear will probably do it first!
Lanfear just stands there mocking you
"You are a fool!"
Says the Daughter of the Night
Fal Dara (not Mafal Dadaranell)
Now its Fal Dara, not Mafal Dadaranell,
Been a long time gone Mafal Dadaranell,
Now its Border delight on a moonlit night.
lives in Fal Dara not Mafal Dadaranell
So if you've a date in Mafal Dadaranell,
She'll be waiting in Fal Dara.
Was once al'Cair'rahienallen,
Why they changed it I can't say.
People just liked it better that way!
No you can't go back to Mafal Dadaranell,
Been a long time gone, Mafal Dadaranell.
Why did Mafal Dadaranell get the works?
Two Rivers Man
Rand al'Thor is a Two Rivers man
So what if he's tall and has red hair?
Not an Aielman!
Two Rivers man
Likes to pretend that he is Sh**'t*n
Gets in your dreams, screws with your head
Flame-faced man
Ishmael man
Two Rivers man hates Ishmael man
They have a fight, Two Rivers wins
Channeling man
Two Rivers man
Reborn Lews Therin Tela-man
Maybe the taint will drive him insane
World-breaking man
Dragon man
Has Queen Morgase in the palm of his hand
Uses saidin to get lots of chicks
Promiscuous man
Rahvin man
Dragon man hates Rahvin man
They have a fight, Dragon wins
Balefire man
Dragon man
Ballad of the Three Ta'veren (to Letterbox)
I'll never know what will happen when I try to channel
try to use the One Power
Cause Moiraine never tells me anything I wanna know, she's Aes Sedai
From the Tower
And I'll never know what she does or doesn't know
when she stares at me when I ask but I won't cower
If I had a pair of yellow eyes like a wolf in my head
for each time
Moiraine refused to tell me all about all the things she knew about
what she knew about the Wheel of Time
I would have a lot of yellow eyes like the wolves in my head
wouldn't I wouldn't that just be fine?
Burn me, I'm a ta'veren I don't wanna be a ta'veren
it's how I was born
Moiraine tells me all about all the things that I'll have to do
all about the Horn
But I didn't wanna blow the Horn I just wanna have a little fun
I'm no hero reborn
Channeling in the Dark
With subtle lies composed of truths, though I am not unkind."
She looked at me, I looked at something written across her scalp
And this is what it faintly said as I tried to call for help:
And I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well
And that's be you, be what you're like, be like yourself."
But I'd rather be channeling in the dark.
There's only one thing that I like
And that is channeling in the dark.
With a hideous Taint that destroys your mind, though I am not unkind."
We laughed at his little joke and then I merrily walked away
And hit my head on the wall of Prison the two of us share today.
Moiraine (to Hot Cha)
Rasfwrj [pronounced ra-sef-widger] wants to know.
Are you dead, can it be so?
So Moir-aine, where are you?
Did she go to Shayol Ghul?
Was she at the Darkfriend Social?
Or just making Rand her tool?
Went right through the redstone gate.
Took Lanfear along with her.
Did the *lfinn decide her fate?
If Thom goes and fetches her,
All the newbies would be happy.
But John Novak would no like it:
"RJ's getting kind of crappy."
Rasfwrj wants to know.
Are you dead, can it be so?
So Moir-aine, where are you?
Women Are Mad (to Women & Men)
It means she's a bit put out
You've said or done the wrong thing there's no doubt
Now if you try to argue
You will end up in a rout
Whether you try to reason or you shout
or a light-blinded halfwit,
says you think with your chest hair,
then you just have to say:
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
like Mat and Perrin who, seem secure
that they wish they were more like you!
There's no telling what they think
They'll change their moods in just a blink
Bain and Chiad play Maiden's Kiss
(When very vexed Moiraine's been known to hiss)
Nynaeve tugs her braid, and
Min fumes with frustration,
Egwene just lets it all out.
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!
Women are ma-aa-aa-aa-a-a-a-a-d!