I want my LOC
I want my LOC
(drums)
(guitar)
Now look at that yoyo, that's the way you do it
You write bestseller on your new PC
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your trips for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell you, that guy ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your caps key finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microprocessors
Custom software deliveries
We gotta move these MPC systems
We gotta move these Power PCs
See the burly author with the horn cane and the wide hat
Yeah, buddy, that's his own beard
That burly author got near seven figures
That burly author sells 'em every year
We gotta install microprocessors
Custom software deliveries
We gotta move these MPC systems
We gotta move these Power PCs
I shoulda learned to use WordPerfect
I shoulda learned to bang them keys
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the ball point
He's signin' covers without no fees
And he's up there. What's that? Same silly questions
Ask who killed the Asmo, he laughs read and see
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' and your trips for free
We gotta install microprocessors
Custom software deliveries
We gotta move these MPC systems
We gotta move these Power PCs
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You write bestseller like the LOC
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your trips for free
Money for nothin' and trips for free
With apologies to Mark Knoffler