by Jain Farstrider
Well, the Domani girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Illian girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I do be there
The Saldean's noble's daughter
Really makes Perrin feel allright
And the Aiel maidens, with the way they Kiss
They keep their boyfriends up all night
I wish they all could be...
I wish they all could be...
I wish they all could be Manetheren girls
The Two Rivers has the Winespring
And the girls all get so wise
I dig a coarse wool skirt on the often sniffing girls
By an oak tree in the grass
I've been all around this Randland now
And I've seen all kinds of girls
But I couldn't wait to get back to Emonds Field
Back to the greatest girls in the land
I wish they all could be..
I wish they all could be..
I wish they all could be Manetheren girls
(With all apologies to Brian Wilson.)