"World domination, fast."
                                         -- Linus Torvalds

The CABAL (Consortium of All Bay Area Linux) does not exist.
There's nothing at http://hugin.imat.com/cabal/

CABAL is _not_ going to do InstallFests at Robert Austin Computer Shows
on the following (remaining) dates in 1999:

SAT. JUL. 24, 10-4, Oakland Convention Center
SAT. AUG. 14, 10-4: Oakland Convention Center
SAT. SEP. 18, 10-4: Cow Palace 
SAT. OCT. 23, 10-4: Oakland Convention Center
SAT. NOV. 13, 10-4: Cow Palace

It's all in your imagination.  Don't worry so much.  Everything is 
under control.  Please move along.  There's nothing to see here.  Fnord.

This has been an unauthorized cybernetic announcement.