Multiple reasons why sheep are better than a woman. - you can feed a sheep to a crocodile when you're done and you won't get thrown in prison for it. - Warm on both sides. - Sheep make wool. - sheep don't ask"what have you done for me lately". - sheep don't complain when you ask them to shave. - you can be a sheep farmer. Aka Polygamy. - You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it. - With a sheep, you don't have to buy it dinner first. It could be your dinner *after*. - sheep make the same noise all the time. - you don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep. - sheep never make you take them out. - sheep don't complain if you do other sheep. - sheep don't run away. - sheep are always on all flafours. - no one's ever heard a sheep say "Men are scum". - Sheep baaaah on command. - Sheep don't expect orgasm. - a sheep doesn't mind if you're done in two minutes. - nor does a sheep mind if you go to sleep afterward. - Sheep don't have a father with a shotgun. - You can practice unsafe sex with sheep and not worry about pregnancy. - you can kick a sheep in the head and won't mind you still calling it baby.