SAY UNCLE
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother
and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

"And why not?" asked Stan.

"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday?  Like my wife
and I have here?"

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew.  Stan,
make me an uncle."

Stan couldn't take it anymore.  He gave his sister-in-law an
apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want
a nephew?"

"Yes," the brother replied.  "It would be an honor."

"Well congratulations, you're holding him."