A Gift For The Teacher It was the kindergarten teacher?s birthday and the students decided to buy their teacher a gift. The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that its flowers". "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She laughed and thanked him. The second student, whose parents own a candy store, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that its some candy." "How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She again laughed and thanked him also. The third student, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked. "No," said the little girl. So she tasted it again. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy."