Q. Do I have to be married to have safe E-MAIL?
A. Although married people E-MAIL quite often, there are many single 
   people who E-MAIL to complete strangers every day.

Q. My parents say they never had E-MAIL when they were young and
   were only allowed to write their memos to each other until they
   were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they
   can E-MAIL?
A. E-MAILing can be performed at any age once you learn the
   correct procedures.

Q. If I E-MAIL something to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go to pay to E-MAIL,
   is this legal?
A. Yes! Many people have no other outlet for their E-MAIL drives and
   must pay a "professional" when their need to E-MAIL becomes too
   great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for E-MAILing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are E-MAILing to, a
   cover should be used to insure safe E-MAIL.

Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I E-MAIL
   prematurely?
A. Don't panic, many people prematurely E-MAIL when they haven't
   E-MAILed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind 
   if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business E-MAIL, can transmissions
   become mixed up?
A. Being bi-E-MAILual can be confusing, but as long as you use a
   cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not
   supposed to.