rejected children's book titles

1. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

2. Strangers Have the Best Candy

3. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

4. You Were an Accident

5. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

6. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

7. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

8. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry