Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroid's. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese. Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses. Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him. Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A: A dog that runs for help... after it tears your throat out. Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A: They're hiring. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka.