Thanks to friends at First Financial Group, we get occasional tips about
companies that are on the verge of releasing some product that might
make them a good buying opportunity.

Yesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are
on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they think will take
the market by storm.

This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that
they consider buying stock in the company.

The drug is called Gingko Viagra, and its function is to help you
remember what the fuck you are doing.