A married couple was having dinner out when a statuesque brunette approached, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. "Who was that?" the wife demanded. "If you must know. That was my mistress." "Your mistress? That's it! I want a divorce!" The husband looked her straight in the eye. "Are you sure you want to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes, your furs, your jewelry, our vacation home in Mexico?" For a long time they continued dining in silence. Finally, she nudged him. "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?""That's HIS mistress." "Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is much cuter."