A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling 
to his wife: 

"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!  All 5 million of 
it...Woooohooo!" 

"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for 
 the mountains?" 

"I don't really care," he replies, "Just fuck off!"