LADIES ROOM

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom;
but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant,
aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants'
ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively:
WW WA PP ATR

Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman,
he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gently flush
of Warm Water sprayed his bare bottom. He thought, "Wow", these
gals really have it nice."

So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA button. Body temperature
Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha", he thought, "No wonder these women take so long in the
bathroom with this kind of service!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft
disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom
lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR
button.


When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off, so
confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what had
happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain
in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must
have been having the time of your life until you pushed the Automatic
Tampon Removal Button. By the way, your penis is under your pillow."