A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend  you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
single and I'm Catholic too!".

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on
my way to Halloween Party."

Happy Halloween :)