A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goed to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken, then he goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow, at last he goed to feed the pigs and kicks one. Thereafter he goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get anny eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" the little boy asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get eggs for a week, I saw you kick a cow, so you don't get milk for a week, and I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week!" Jus then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"