An elderly couple are traveling cross country, and it was the woman's
turn to drive. On a desert road in Texas, they are pulled over by the
highway patrol. The officer walks over to the couple's car and asks:
"Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man shouts: "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!"
The officer then asks: "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man yells: "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE!"
The woman gives the officer her driver's license. He looks at it for a
moment and says: "I see you're from Arkansas. Arkansas girls are cold
fish. I had the worst sex of my life in that state..."
The woman turns to her husband: "What did he say?"
The old man yells: "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"