A guy wants to give a dressup party. His friends have to be dressed
like an emotion. On the party night the doorbell rings and one of his
friends is standing there in a blue suit. "Nice suit" he says, "but what
are you dressed like?". "I'm feeling bluuuuue". "Okay", says the man and
let's the friend in.

After a few minutes the doorbell rings again. One of his friends is
standing there in a green suit. "Nice suit" he says, "but what are you
dressed like?". "I'm green with envy!". "Okay", says the man and
let's the friend in.

Another few minutes pass, and three of his african mates are standing in
front of the door. The first one is dressed in a dress. "Nice Dress!" he
says, "but what are you dressed like?". The african man tells him:
"I'm in distress". The next one is dressed like a pear and he asks:
"euh.... nice pear... but what are you dressed like?". The man tells him:
"I'm in despair...". "Okay," says the friend and lets the guy in.

The last friend has his penis hanging in a bowl of custard.
"Wow! Euh.. Nice Custard! But what are you dressed like?!" he asks.

"I saw my mates dressed up like that and i'm fucking disguisted."