Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats.  They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.  After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.

"No," signals the woman, desparately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks
down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up
to the small of her back.

This shocks the woman to a violet spasm, the obstruction flies out of her
mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of
his beer.

His partner says in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
Maneouver, bit I aint' never seen anbody do it!"