From: j-beda@students.uiuc.edu (john edward beda) Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email,news.admin.net-abuse.misc,news.admin.net-abuse.usenet Subject: Re: spam, spam, spam Date: 13 Dec 1996 20:17:51 GMT Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana In article <850326140.393881@smyrno.sol.net>, Mark Jenks wrote: > >Though I would share this with you. Author unknown. > > > I would not, could not SAVE ON PHONE, > I would not, could not BUY YOUR LOAN, > I would not, could not MAKE MONEY FAST, > I would not, could not SEND NO CA$H, > I would not, could not SEE YOUR SITE, > I would not, could not EAT VEG-I-MITE, > I do *not* *like* GREEN CARDS AND SPAM! Mad-I-Am! (inspired: PvdL) > > Also by unknown: A collection of Spam haiku -------------------------- Grotesque pinkish mass In a blue can on a shelf Quivering alone Like some spongy rock A granite, my piece of Spam In sunlight on my plate Oh Argentina! Your little tin of meat soars Above the pampas The color of Spam is natural as the sky: A block of sunrise Little slab of meat In a wash of clear jelly Now I heat the pan Oh tin of pink meat I ponder what you may be: Snout or ear or feet? In the cool morning I fry up a slab of Spam A dog barks next door Pink tender morsel Glistening with salty gel What the hell is it? Ears, snouts, and innards, A homogenous mass Pass another slice Cube of cold pinkness Yellow specks of porcine fat Give me a spork please Old man seeks doctor "I eat Spam daily", he says. Angioplasty Highly unnatural The tortured shape of this "food" A small pink coffin Slicing your sweet self Salivating in suspense Sizzle, sizzle..Spam Pink beefy temptress I can no longer remain Vegetarian -- * johann j-beda@uiuc.edu * * WWW home page * * I will NEVER buy anything inappropriately advertised on USENET. * * Unsolicited Commercial E-Mail will cost $500/message under 47 USC 227 *