http://www.ilovebacon.com/jokes/110900c.shtml REDNECK HAIKU BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Cain't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can git on Disability MOTHER AND CHILD Crusted in boogers Stained with Kool-Aid, baby has face Only Mama loves BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne's been mowing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll gig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer Restraining order DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost fergit That you're my cousin HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Goddamn Jeff Gordon OFFERINGS Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Robert Tilton DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 O'Clock DEPRIVED In WalMart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll Mama whups his ass NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed