Just Another Koala Story A Koala bear picked up a hooker and took her to a hotel room. Once inside, the hooker removed her clothes, climbed onto the bed and said "What's your pleasure?" The Koala climbed onto the bed, parted her legs and went down on the hooker. The hooker was amazed at the Koalas oral skills and actually had a great time but, after all, business is still business. As the hooker was getting dressed, the Koala started heading for the door. The hooker said "Excuse me darlin', aren't you forgetting something?" The Koala was puzzled. The hooker grabbed a dictionary, looked up "prostitute" and handed it to the Koala, pointing to the entry. prostitute: a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual practices in exchange for money. The Koala read this and looked up at the hooker with frustration. Indignantly, the Koala bear flipped through the dictionary to find "Koala" and handed it back to the hooker, pointing to the entry. Koala: An Australian marsupial about two feet long that and eats bushes and leaves.