Degrees Fahrenheit: 60: California residents put on sweaters (if they have one). 50: Miami residents turn on the heat. 45: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. 40: You can see your breath. California residents shiver uncontrollably. Minnesota residents go swimming. 35: Italian cars don't start. 32: Water freezes. 30: You plan your vacation to Australia. 25: Ohio water freezes. California residents weep openly. Minnesota residents eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. 20: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further south. 15: French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10: You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5: American cars don't start. 0: Alaska residents put on T- shirts. - 10: German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. - 15: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansas residents stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. - 20: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesota residents shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. - 25: Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. - 30: You plan a two-week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. - 40: California residents disappear. Minnesota residents button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip south. - 50: Congressional hot air freezes. Alaska residents close the bathroom window. - 80: Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south. - 90: Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. - 100: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.